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Letters February 15, 2007
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Resident proposes global warming solution

To global warming believers:In Paris, at a closed-door meeting of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, it was concluded "that the source of global warming is very likely caused by humans."

Humans have been seen recklessly and thoughtlessly walking about the earth at 97.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Some have even been known to get so excited that their temperature exceeds the norm thus increasing the global warming effect on the rest of us.

The simple solution is to ask all the adherents to this theory to leave the planet as quickly as possible, taking their temperatures with them.

I would suggest they pick up a copy of "Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth."

Barry Caulfield

vice president

American Association of

Snow Shovelers